cwote:

• be thin
  
• cook for you
  
• have long hair
  
• wear makeup
  
• be feminine 
  
• be graceful
  
• have sex with you
  
• shave
  
• diet
  
• be fashionable
  
• wear pink
  
• love men
  
• listen to your bullshit
  

(via stretchedlobes)

552:

im so sensitive i wasn’t made for earth

(via softset)

lordtrash:

Me: What time does the bus come?
Bus company: it’s a surprise :)

(via steve-and-the-purple-crayon)